You may think you're hot stuff, the Fred Astaire of this topic - but if you're Fred Astaire, I'm Ginger Rogers: Anything you can do, I can do - backwards, without looking, and in high heels.

You're a computer systems engineer? Wow! Have you publicly called out the CEO of Intel for the untrustability of their encryption blackbox silicon? Have you explained at an ELI5 level the feasibility and utility of peer-to-peer communications network routing? How about explaining fast fourier transforms to a college kid? These are just the things in computer science I've been gilded for. That doesn't count the parts where I picked up the comment of an actual climate scientist that demolishes every single claim made in your oldest gilded comment. Or the two years worth of reddit gold other people gifted me just for being the flagbearer of that comment. That doesn't cover where I kneecapped a transphobe's Loaded Question in an AMA in https://old.reddit.com/r/science. Oh, and then there was the one where I explained morphological diversity and the evolutionary basis of intelligence in Aves and Mammalia.

And those are just the gilded comments.

That doesn't cover the comments where I haven't been gilded, like when I shredded the methodology of a trash poll conducted to produce misleading public support figures on the question of whether trans people ahould be allowed to use a restroom.

The thing is, that once someone has been a scientist, they never stop being a scientist. They never stop thinking rationally and critically. They tear apart obvious bullshit with ease after years of doing peer review with actual scientists, after working with their advisors and departments to produce a worthwhile and defensible doctoral thesis, even.

Your most recent gilded comment is a regurgitation of a Stormfront / White Supremacist blogosphere talking-points memo, which in turn was based on a bullshit misread of a statistical publication, by conflating causation with correlation.

And no, my capslock key isn't stuck; I prised it off my keyboard two decades ago so that I would have to be cognisant of holding Shift with my pinky while typing, so that I wouldn't accidentally hose up Windows 2000 source code. Every capitalised letter I write is intentional.

I have no more time to play slapbox with you.

Whenever I feel sad, and like I have failed to accomplish great things, I remind myself I am not an SRDine, and my mood instantly lifts.

Ngl neighbors been lookin mad cute recently women gotta step their game up

It's like you people want to stay a virgin forever

This is why she left you you fricking cuck

If you ever get into contact with your high school crush make sure to mention that she's all you have dreamt about for the past 8 years

Autism mogged

Dramacels hate women so much they'd rather be friends with men pretending to be women than women themselves

I'm not addicted to gambling, I just want my money back

Don't shame us for taking this seriously, this is all some of us have for a social space in this gay world

Stop posting this fricking garbage you fricking degenerate. I wish the Zionist conspiracy was real so we could fricking shoot your worthless half breed butt into the Sun.

Ask any b-word does she want the chad semitic bearded thick eyebrows arab, or the absolute cute twink little very light skinned "blue eyed" no facial beard germanic

Ruqqoid's ideal woman:

White (optional)

Female (optional)

Out of the cloud of autism, a rational decision emerged

I flirt with women just so I can reject them later down the line

Middle East is like an r-slured tv war show I barely watch.

To you guys it's real life lmaooooooo

I don't like loli

it is disgusting

r*pe though...

Don't be serious, you are going to make me laugh. Do you really think Carp cares about you as a person? He just wants to bolster his followers in rDrama. Even the people there and in ruqqus talk about how annoying you are. Seriously, you're kidding yourself.

Sorry but the new rules state you have to show us your vaccine passport in order to post here

Jesus could have transcribed passages into the Bible that would have ended sexism, racism and slavery forever.

But he didn't

You don't want to date a jewish woman.... I did in college... She wanted me to fast with her and learn hebrew...

I can't get any fricking kitty I'm gonna go on a rampage

How the heck do you frick someone and not realize they are trans? Do you r-slurs see the dangling 6 inch peepee and balls and think "wow this roastie has quite the beef curtains"

rDrama will not survive unless it learns to become multicultural and accept immigrants

This is like a hentai plot where the shy femboy provokes the man (me) into violently fricking him in the mating press, which the femboy was planning to do already from the get go

What if you..... are the girlfriend

You are actually too low iq to get a simple joke.....

You are a good boy. You finally deleted groomercord and disavowed your racist, bigoted past. Now drink my jewish milk baby

Me and the other geniuses cackle everytime you start posting in anticipation of another banger

You will always be petsmart's cumdump

Chuds needs to realize that white women have doomed the white race with their wickedness and that the only way to change this is to lead them by example and transition

One of our mods is a legitimate nazi I feel sick I'll be migrating to SRD soon.

Okay big boy I'm out here getting paper while you're posting in a cat worshipping cult

Whenever I'm alone I repeat the word BIPOC out loud and it calms my anxiety. Before saying BIPOC I used to just make random noises. I switched to BIPOC because it worked better.

We're all white in the nutsack

My husbands gf is my wife

Nooo babe don't keep yourself safe your abs are so defined!!

If I was a white girl, I'd do anything for bbc

Imagine not having a yearbook photo of your crush in 5th grade that you look at every 2 days what a freak

Darn knowing how feminine you are I reckon you could just grow a vagina without surgery

Brenton Tarrant was just a creature of chaos and vengeance he radiated sith lord energy!!

I like to stick lollipops in my butt so my girlfriend has something sweet to taste when she goes rim mode

The term PAWG is insulting to the white race, please don't use it

That group of ruqqus, SRD, brapbarn and whoever else are a bunch of incels

I dunno whats worse, the idea that a BIPOC can manipulate a girl into doing r*pe RP, or that he doesn't need to because a girl will do it on her own

TrappySaruh is a low T cute looking troid who wouldn't look out of place in a girl band.

And she's less of a femboy than you are.

Just think about like this bro, you are at rock bottom right now so there can only be better days ahead. Start by making small achievements, work your way up, and eventually you will look back on the current you and say "wtf were you thinking".

How many corpses did Carp and Aevann step on to reach their current positions. Have we forgotten the genocide in https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama, the cruel oppression by justcool and her group of jannies?! Yet we still let them rule over us whip in hand?! Are we really that masochistic are we really begging for more?!

This is a pivotal moment your gf has been wearing the pants in the relationship this whole time ordering you about like a dog it's time for you to turn the tables to change the status quo and reassert you masculinity… you must r*pe her

Even your white nationalist fascist nazi leaders acknowledge the science, yet you chuds still hold on firm onto delusions that not even the people you worship believe in

I get fricked in the butt on the daily, I already need to wear diapers. My first one is on the way I'm so excited!

People always talk about how poorly written and unrealistic female characters are but even in real life women are poorly written

it works now

This post took a lot of effort to make.

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