testing the snappy quotes

I just watched, and came to, the greatest porn video on the fricking planet.

Yeah, you read that title right. It was genuinely the hottest, best, most amazing, wondrous, spectacular porn I've ever seen, second to nothing, I literally came in 30 seconds from how fricking good it was. Now you maybe thinking "Oh, just another sexual fantasy bullshit unusable copypasta" But no! This was written by yours truly, Anonislegion. The porn was a 4 minute animation, of a popular character from the hit web show "Helluva Boss" (Never watched it, ever.) And it featured 2 demon characters, and the cruel wolf girl. I would elaborate further, but I cannot, for I would put myself to eternal rest before living with myself, knowing I spoiled the ultimate porno. The cumshot was truly something to behold, it got my grey Anonymous skin turning pink. Oh and that ending! MARVELOUS! Especially whenever she wets the bed! And punches the guy 5 hours later. It was amazing, albeit rather unorthodox, it was indeed amazing. I do believe I've said a mouthful however.