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I know it's weird and I shouldn't be having these thoughts but, why is my cousin so hot? It's not my fault for feeling these ways.
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Ladies and incels, it is with great pride and sexual arousal that I present to you the 2022 rDrama® Homoween™ event!
Here at rDrama we believe in traditional family values such as bigger is better and size really does matter, so we asked our team of neurodivergent savant programmers to take everything that made last year's Homoween™ obnoxious and overbearing and crank it up to 11.
This year we have:
TWELVE limited time holiday awards
TWO separate gimmicky holiday mechanics that you'll get bored of within a day
FOUR new badges to earn
DOUBLE the amount annoying music
and HALF the performance as last year
If you haven't lost all your dramacoins at the casino yet, make sure to check out the new additions to the shop.
First and foremost is the TWINK OR TREAT button, which as the name suggests will either give you a free award or a nasty surprise
Next are the million or so limited time holiday awards. Returning from last year are the HAUNT AWARD, STAB AWARD, SPIDERS AWARD and FOG AWARD, all of which have been reworked from the ground up to run as poorly on your computer as possible. New in 2022 are the FLASHLIGHT AWARD, CANDY CORN AWARD, ECTOPLASM AWARD, BONES AWARD, PUMPKIN AWARD and the JUMPSCARE AWARD.
All of these except for the jumpscare award can be obtained from lootboxes, which have also returned this year. LOOTBOXES ARE BACK, I REPEAT, LOOTBOXES ARE BACK
There are also the ZOMBIE BITE and VACCINE awards, which are part of a site-wide hyperrealistic simulation of disease transmission and government overreach.
Every user will start out as healthy, but if you get bit you will become INFECTED. Infected users can be cured with a vaccine, but you cannot vaccinate yourself. Vaccinating a healthy user will make them VAXXMAXXED, giving them resistance against becoming infected. At the end of the Homoween™ event, the winning team will receive an unspecified prize that we haven't decided on yet lol.
If your shitty phone can't handle all the awards you can turn on broke b-word mode in the settings, but everyone will know you're an incel who hates fun.
Thank you to Aevann for letting me do pretty much anything I wanted to the site for halloween, and to for doing like half the work. He doesn't have an account here which means I get to take credit for everything and he can't do anything about it Also thank you to Sneks for being my tard handler for this
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Wow! Good Job!
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I have a very small peepee.
EDIT: OH SHIT I FORGOT TO GHOST THIS THREAD
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That schizo lemmy.world janny banned all my lemmy communities for no reason other than "trolling", just because I called someone a schizo lmao.
I'm still there, try and figure out who I am you european bastard.
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